Monday, July 25, 2005

Jet Setting. West Coast Style.

My past weekend in Los Angeles:

Friday night
Three glasses of wine
Two orders of take-home sushi
Two back-to-back episodes of Battlestar Galactica

Saturday Night
Two glasses of wine
my eighteenth viewing of “The Color Purple”, followed by a SciFi trainwrek movie: “Volcano: Unleashed”, starring Philip Dunbar. (Add this movie to his stellar list of nothing.)

Sunday Night
Three glasses of wine
A vegetarian fondu party! (I was tempted to dip the neighbor's dingo in the pot of Emmanthaler and gnaw on its haunches.)

If there’s a screening test for state citizenship, methinks that California might vote me off the island.

2 Comments:

Blogger jacob henry said...

i don't know if they'd kick you out. . . it seems like you're supporting their vinyards all by yourself, not to mention their b-movie industry.

10:30 AM  
Blogger robert said...

you'll never be voted off Cali if ya keep a-drinkin the vino!

2:54 AM  

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